**Toast (~45 seconds)** "Everyone, raise your glasses. My sister has always been the most honest person I know — she'll tell you exactly what she thinks, especially about your footwork. She met Elliot at the climbing gym, and he was the first person she ever trusted with her rope. That tells you everything about him: calm when things get steep, pays attention, never lets go. I've never seen her happier or more herself. Elliot, thanks for loving her well. To the happy couple — cheers." Swap the footwork line for a real anecdote if you've got one — a specific true detail beats any joke. Want a version with a little more humor or a little more heart?