"For those who don’t know me, I’m [Your Name], the sibling who *doesn’t* climb—mostly because I prefer my anxiety without the harness. Elliot, my sister has spent years trusting ropes, gear, and her own grip on tiny pieces of plastic. But the day she met you, she finally found the only partner she doesn’t have to double-check. You’re her solid anchor. The one who catches her when she pumps out, who spots the beta she misses, and who makes the scary leads feel like warm-ups. You two move differently together. Less panic, more flow. And honestly? It’s annoying how good you look doing it. So. To Elliot and [Sister's Name]: May your grades stay soft, your holds stay juggy, and your belay never be slack. Cheers."