Hi, I’m [your name]. For those who don’t know, my sister is a climber. She met Elliot at the climbing gym, which makes sense—because climbing is really just a trust exercise. You can’t do it alone. You need someone to hold the rope, talk you through the scary bits, and tell you to trust your feet when you can’t see the next hold. Elliot, you’re that person. To my sister and Elliot—may your holds always be solid and your rope always be strong. Cheers. *(About 30 seconds spoken)*